spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute
Coachella is the celebrity mixer of your dreams.
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
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